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Facebook Users: Part 5 - The Cryptic

This is Part 5 in a series called Facebook Users. You can read Parts 1-4 here:
Part 1 - The Detailer
Part 2 - The Feeler
Part 3 - The Joiner
Part 4 - The Gamer
The Cryptic
I must admit, this Facebook User is the one that irritates me the most.  The Cryptic loves posting updates that nobody has [...]

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Facebook Users: Part 4 - The Gamer

This is Part 4 in a series called Facebook Users.  You can read Parts 1-3 here:
Part 1 - The Detailer
Part 2 - The Feeler
Part 3 - The Joiner
The Gamer
These people are hard core (aka freaks).  They devote hours of time honing their skills and climbing the fame game ladder.  When I first started Facebooking, I [...]

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Facebook Users: Part 3 - The Joiner

This is Part 3 in a series called Facebook Users.  You can read Parts 1-2 here:
Part 1 - The Detailer
Part 2 - The Feeler
The Joiner
This Facebook User is often seen joining groups. They are just suckers for cool groups. I think they actually mean well. But I still have to chuckle at most of [...]

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Facebook Users: Part 2 - The Feeler

This is Part 2 in a series called Facebook Users.  You can read Part 1 here:
Part 1 - The Detailer
Facebook Users: Part 2 - The Feeler
This is the person that wants everybody to know how they feel, but usually doesn’t explain why.  The Feeler posts updates such as “Michael is tired”, “Sally is angry”, “Charlie [...]

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Facebook Users: Part 1 - The Detailer

I recently had a discussion with a couple close friends about how each of us use Facebook differently, very differently.  We ragged on each other, and then the conversation evolved to all the many different ways other people use Facebook, including all the irritating ones.  I thought it would be fun (and funny) to try [...]

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Mordern Day Fonz

I always thought Fonzi was so cool, especially with how he could just bang things with his fist and turn on lights or juke boxes, or break tables, or unlock things.  But I was wondering… if the Fonz lived in our day, how would he manage dealing with computers.  Can you imagine the Fonz updating [...]

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Did We Need That??? Oops!!

Have you ever thought about the most historically important video footage ever?  What is it?  I’ve been trying to think of a few that may be at the top.  But I know I’m missing a bunch.  Maybe Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech in 1963.  Nixon’s resignation in 1974.  Lou Gehrig’s Farewell speech [...]

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Rusty On Dieting

Who do you think has more experience on dieting?  A skinny guy or a fat guy?  OK, but let’s not kid ourselves - experience does not equal mastery, right?  Kind of like the guy that has a LOT of experience with the 5th grade.  It doesn’t exactly make him a 5th grade genius.  But I’ll [...]

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Things That Should Be Felonies

I recently found out that it’s a felony in the state of Illinois to “threaten or accost an Umpire in a youth sports game.”  That’s great!  I know they are not the only state to do this, but I’m not sure if Texas is one of them.  That got me to thinking… so I came [...]

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Do You Accept Spiders for Payment?

This email discussion between a chiropractor’s office and one of their clients is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

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Romo Should Stay Out of Church

You might find it hard to believe, but I do have more in common with Tony Romo than just good looks, mad skills, and having to deal with man crushes and chicks digging me.  We have both recently broken the pinky finger on our throwing hands.  This is very problematic for both of us, considering [...]

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Stuff Christians Like

I’ve never done this before, and it probably won’t be the last time, but here’s a link to a post in another blog that I’ve found to be very entertaining.  For those of you that have spent many years in church, I think you will too.  The blog is titled, “Stuff Christians Like”.  I’ve also [...]

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Kid’s Say the Most Embarrassing Things

If you enjoyed the Cone on the Throne, I think you’ll like this one as well.  Not too long ago, Jaxon and I were in Family Christian Store in Cedar Hill, doing a little shopping.  Jaxon decided he needed to use the restroom.  For their public restroom, it’s a small, single multi-gender restroom, on the [...]

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Has This Ever Happened To You?

Ever been intensely focused on watching TV, and dropped an M&M on the floor.  So you reach down to pick it up (within 5 seconds), without losing focus, and put it back into your mouth… only to realize what you put in your mouth was not what you dropped?  Me neither.

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Go Rock Obama!

This is hilarious. Abraham Piper (son of John Piper) is trying to get his young son, Orison to say Barak Obama for a video he was trying to film for his blog, 22 Words. He’s a trooper.

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Hey, Don’t Lick That!

I was at CiCi’s pizza buffet recently (no jokes please). I won’t name where, but it was not in Waxahachie. I was standing in line to pay at the counter, and in this location, the line extended alongside several tables behind a short wall. I’m just looking around as I’m waiting, and [...]

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Lessons Learned

Just recently, I’ve learned a few lessons that I probably should pass along.

Keep your tools clean - If you let your tools get dirty and rusty, when you try to tighten up an exterior faucet, and the wrench slips and smashes your hand putting a deep gash in it, you will have to get a [...]

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My Claim to “Fame”

I decided to do some research on my one claim to “fame”.  My 2nd year of playing baseball at Howard Payne University, we began the season playing Texas Tech in Lubbock, which was the biggest series of our season.  I started the first game at 1B, and their best pitcher was opening the season for [...]

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Jesus Is A Friend - Crowder Style

Many of you have probably already seen this youtube video by now of a group called Sonseed singing a song called Jesus Is A Friend of Mine.  If you haven’t, you need to watch it.  It will change your life… most likely.

This video has been shown all over the place recently since it exploded onto [...]

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Another Parenting Mistake

Jaxon and I went to visit a couple of great people and friends on Saturday, Al & Karen Putman.  We drove our Jeep for the first time since I finished the recent work I did on it.  Jaxon always wants to drive the Jeep everywhere we go, but it’s been under construction lately.  When we [...]

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