If you enjoyed the Cone on the Throne, I think you’ll like this one as well.  Not too long ago, Jaxon and I were in Family Christian Store in Cedar Hill, doing a little shopping.  Jaxon decided he needed to use the restroom.  For their public restroom, it’s a small, single multi-gender restroom, on the back wall, just probably about 20 feet away from the cashier.  It was much like a home bathroom with a single toilet and sink, and a lockable door.  We go over to the restroom, and of course it’s locked, meaning somebody was in there.  So I told Jaxon, we just have to wait, because somebody’s in there.  The store was pretty crowded at the time with probably 3 or 4 people in line waiting to pay for their things just a few feet away.  Then we heard the door unlock, and the door opened and a teenage boy came out.  The next thing I know, Jaxon is saying, in his loud 5-year old voice, “Ewwwww!!!”  Scared of what was coming next, I began to try to stop him from talking, by both saying “Shhh…” and putting my hand over his mouth.  But as usual, his mouth was faster than my hand.  And out came, sounding more like shouting than talking, “Ewwwww… Something smells like Doo-Doo!!!”  At that point, I just pulled him into the bathoom and shut the door behind us as quickly as possible.  We spent a little extra time in there as I tried to explain to him not so say stuff like that out loud, and also hoping that by the time we came out, nobody would remember what he had said.  I feel sorry for the teenager that had to go about his shopping, after Jaxon proclaimed his business to practically the whole store.  Parents, be on the lookout.