When you see one of these clinging to a bathroom wall, no matter how tempting it may be, DO NOT look into it’s hole.  And no, it is NOT a peep hole for viewing into the opposite gender’s restroom.  Just trust me on this one.  I’m not actually sure yet what it is, but it’s a very cruel contraption.  It just sits there on the wall, looking perfectly harmless, and begs somebody to come close and put there eye right up to the hole.  Then, when you are just close enough to catch of glimpse of who or what it really is, it releases it’s venom.  How does it know when to shoot?  I’m not sure, but believe me, it knows.  The vile substance that comes out of its opening seems to be some kind of mace-like toxin that will make one scream and foam at the mouth.  My advice would be to not even look at it.  Don’t even acknowledge its presence in the room.  I fear if you do happen to look at it, even from afar, you will be tempted to take just a little closer look… and then a little closer… and then as you build up your courage… this instrument of torture will begin to lull you into a sense of security.  And take it from me, this is a FALSE sense of security.  It may look sweet and innocent while there’s a urinal between you and it, but do not fall for its masquerade!  This thing is pure evil.  But it also seems to be very clever.  It will not shoot at a wad of toilet paper, or even a bare hand waved in front of it.  It waits until your eyeball is in range before it locks onto its target.  And when that happens, it’s too late to think about dodging.  It’s already got you.  If you do happen to fall prey to this creature, try to remain as calm as possible.  And remember, bathroom doors always open inward.  So running headfirst towards the door will only make things worse.  And you do not want to give it the pleasure of seeing your pain.  Try to be strong, at least until you get out of screaming distance.

Or better yet, when you enter a public restroom, the first thing you should do is scan the perimeter for one of these spawns of satan.  If you see one, turn and exit as quickly and quietly as possible.  Then go outside and do your business in the bushes.  You will thank me for this.