Q: Who Alone Can Calm a Raging Storm?

Having grown up in church, I know this answer. Pick me! Pick me!!!

A: JESUS!!!!

Sorry sir, that is incorrect. Now there are 2 entities that can calm a raging storm: Jesus AND China. And Ironically, the Chinese do not believe in Jesus, and yet they try to imitate Him… hmm…. sounds fishy. The Chinese are saying that they can now prevent rain. I’m not exactly sure how they can prove this, other than pointing outside when it’s not raining. They built the new Olympic stadium in Beijing with an open hole in the roof, telling everyone not to be concerned about bad weather for the Opening Ceremonies because their scientists have figured out how to prevent rain. Well, to be more accurate, they say that they’ve figured out how to prevent “light rain”, but preventing “heavy rain” is more difficult. Ha! Not for me. I snap my fingers and point outside, and look! I just prevented a hurricane that would have smashed right into Texas Stadium.

They claim they can also make it rain too. That is a little more difficult for me, but I will let you know when I decide to make it rain. I just don’t feel like it at the moment. Just in case you want to read the whole story, here’s a link to it:

China Will Stop the Rain for Olympics

Just for what it’s worth, it was dry for the Opening Ceremonies, and Chinese officials are claiming responsibility for that. They say this is proof that their “rain prevention” techniques are legitimate. I must disagree, because in reality, I WAS THE ONE THAT MADE IT NOT RAIN! China is always try to take my glory. In fact, I was so angered by China’s false claims, look what I did to the Volleyball Arena!