If you’ve ever had to teach a child to read, you have probably already noticed how stupid the English language is. There are some rules to spelling, but I’m pretty sure there are more exceptions than rules. It’s ridiculous. So, just to give an example of how stupid the English language is, I’ve decided to create the silent alphabet. Maybe you can help me with a few letters. I’m going to try to come up with a word for each letter of the alphabet in which it is silent. I have a few letters to go.

  1. A as in coat
  2. B as in debt
  3. C as in scissors
  4. D as in Wednesday
  5. E as in kite
  6. f as in
  7. g as in foreign
  8. h as in diarrhea
  9. i as in rain
  10. j as in
  11. k as in knife
  12. l as in would
  13. m as in
  14. n as in hymn
  15. o as in leopard
  16. p as in psychic
  17. q as in
  18. r as in February
  19. s as in island
  20. t as in buffet
  21. u as in guard
  22. v as in
  23. w as in two
  24. x as in
  25. y as in day
  26. z as in